#jess the muppet simp

[sarahisslytherin]

you know i was literally just thinking of you and then i went on tiktok and saw you sent me one so i think our souls might be connected

omg really?? that’s so beautiful. invisible string core

[sarahisstillslytherin]

OKAY NEW THEME

pretty theme pretty theme

thank you bestie!

[sarahisslytherin]

hi do you remember me 🤭

JESS I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!

[deadpanwalking]

Confession: it took me an alarmingly long time for my brain to register Tom's full name from your tag. I've been mentally reading his last name as "Wambaggins" for idk how long now

Jesse Armstrong heard two random syllables vocalized by the Swedish Chef from The Muppet Show and was like, “Holy shit, get me a pen—that's our simp's name.”

[sarahisslytherin]

@oliverwoodmarrymepls coffee & tv is actually a very good studying song

[sarahisslytherin]

hey babe currently rewatching sex education

v much still IN LOVE with steve

steve will forever be bae

[sarahisslytherin]

i missed you too <333

i don’t think i’m back but i wanted to poke my head in and see how things are over here

aww i hope you come back one day, i miss the old days :(

[sarahisslytherin]

@velvetcloxds​ @oliverwoodmarrymepls​ i’m sobbing

online friends are just. i miss you like we’ve met before. you know my family inside and out and none of them know you. the ocean is achingly big but you know i’d cross it for you. you text me good morning as i finish dinner. i wish you could come over for dinner. we have a hundred plans of things to do together and they all feel so far away. i love you as if you were here. for now i’ll love you from here.

[sarahisslytherin]

i am so happy you said that

it is sexy

and it is sung by damon albarn

*automatically makes it stop being sexy*

[sarahisslytherin]

this is me because i unironically say ‘loooool’ when i text people now

stop jess you're ruining my 2000's party music mood with all these soft feelings you be making me feel

[sarahisslytherin]

@velvetcloxds @oliverwoodmarrymepls

[sarahisslytherin]

once it gets to 12 i get anxious for some reason

i don’t like being up late

the reason is you're a grandma jess

[sarahisslytherin]

you cannot say that you don’t find ANY of these boys fit

far right is okay looking and omg i thought the far left looked familiar and it's fucking robbie williams lmao

[sarahisslytherin]

@oliverwoodmarrymepls 

I genuinely enjoy seeing my mutuals thirst after people I have no interest in. It’s like “I do not see it but I love this for you. Keep thirsting you funky little weirdo.”

[sarahisslytherin]

this true?

yes.

[sarahisslytherin]

i would like one 𝓬𝓸𝓯𝓯𝓮𝓮 (𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝓃𝓁𝓎) please my friend

ofc my dear. i associate you with damon albarn, oliver wood, vinyl records, tea, literally any ginger, love island, david tennant, michael sheen, drama club and britney spears. oh yeah and kermit.